Yes, I'm a writer. 
Great. Take 5 minutes, 45 seconds (that's how long it took Anelia here in the office) to whiz through these questions.

If you really are too busy even for that, then just fill in the starred bits:

- What kind of work are you after?
- Your contact details
- Add your latest CV (Word documents only)
- Bash out 200-words-or-so about your writing and professional brilliance at the bottom of this page, telling us more about the kind of work you're looking for.

If you've got any questions, quibbles or quandaries about any of this, email us or call The Writer on 020 7940 7540.

If you're already on our books click here.


What type of work are you primarily looking for?*
   A bit of this and a bit of that – freelance projects and temporary contracts, or
   Complete devotion – permanent work, or
   The works – if the offer’s right, I’ll do both.
Email:*
        
First Name:*
        
Last Name:*
        
Mobile Number:*
        
Where are you based?*
        
 
        I would like to get The Writer's e-thingamajig.
 
CV (in Word). No more than 100K or the internet will explode.*
      
Click go if you don’t have time to answer these other questions.
    
What would your business card say?
   just starting out
   advertising copywriter
   marketing copywriter
   internal communication specialist
   corporate writer
   trade journalist
   consumer journalist
   scriptwriter
   researcher
   communication strategist
   account manager
   public relations professional
   digital media specialist
   other
        If you picked other, tell us more:
        
What full-time jobs have you had at other agencies?
   none yet       ...or...
   editor
   account director
   creative director
   senior copywriter
   copywriter
   account manager
   planner
   brand strategy
   other
        If you picked other, tell us more:
        
What kind of writing have you done in the past?
   none yet       ...or...
   advertising concepts and copy
   developing tone of voice or style guidelines
   direct marketing concepts
   scripts for radio and tv
   concepts and copy for digital media
   print brochures or sales literature
   company reports (annual, quarterly or monthly)
   brand audits
   speeches
   presentations
   websites
   scripts for corporate videos
   e-learning
   content planning
   other
        If you picked other, tell us more:
        
What corporate media relations or communications work have you done?
   none       ...or...
   account management
   internal communication projects
   writing press releases
   "selling-in" stories to publications
   planning communication strategy
   shareholder communications
   ghost-writing for executives
   researching and writing white papers
   corporate social responsibility
   other
        If you picked other, tell us more:
        
What publishing work have you done (trade or consumer)?
   none       ...or...
   production editor
   editor
   columnist
   commissioning editor
   reporter
   research
   feature writer
   proof-reader
   subeditor
   account management
   specialist correspondent
   other
        If you picked other, tell us more:
        
How many people have you managed?
   none
   1-5 people
   6-15 people
   more than 15 people
What digital media experience do you have?
   none yet       ...or...
   writing
   content planning
   content commissioning
   research
   project management
   copy editing
   proof-reading
   creative concepts
   other
        If you picked other, tell us more:
        
Have you been in charge of training other people?
   no
   yes
        If you said yes, what kind of training was it?
        
Which four sectors or subjects do you know best?
   no specific sector knowledge       ...or...
   automotive
   aviation
   banking (financial & investment)
   banking (retail)
   beverages
   biotechnology
   capital markets
   charity
   corporate & social responsibility
   design & architecture
   education & skills
   engineering
   environment
   fast-moving consumer goods
   health
   insurance
   investor relations
   lifestyle
   media
   oil & gas
   pharmaceuticals
   professional services
   property
   public sector
   publishing
   rail
   retail
   shipping
   sport
   technology
   telecoms
   transport
   travel
   utilities
   other
        If you picked other, tell us more:
        
What regional experience or knowledge do you have if any?
   no specific regional knowledge       ...or...
   africa
   americas
   continental europe
   far-east/asia
   middle east
   russia
   other
        If you picked other, tell us more:
        
Tell us a bit about the kind of writing you're good at, and why? 200 words tops.*
We're looking for:
Your strengths and weaknesses (in the unlikely event that you might actually have any weaknesses).
The type of work you're after.
Any top brands or agencies you've worked for. Namedrop.

Here's an example:

"I am a former print and broadcast journalist turned corporate writer. I have worked on editorial strategy with Barclays, Deutsche Bank, Bartle Bogle Hegarty, Intro, totallylegal.com and the launch of the Ford Focus for Imagination.

I can work with any team helping clients identify an appropriate marketing strategy. And I can help supply the tone of voice, planning, research and words to deliver agreed results. I will also make tea and coffee. I like Marmite."

Please don't agonise over this bit - it won't go to clients. It just gives us a clearer idea of your background and the type of work you're looking for.

        
    




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